Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not. -The LoraxTumblr (3.0; @megalosaurus13)http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/<p>I’d say probably ketchup. My friends and I had a barbecue earlier this summer and there was a plethora of different things to put on the burgers. My friends insisted on having the classic ketchup and mustard burger topping. Not my favorite. Don’t get me wrong, I love mustard, but ketchup…blech! What I really love on my burgers is bathroom caulk. Not the white kind, but the clear paintable kind. Mmmmm, so good. My mouth is watering right now. I’m really enthusiastic about my burger toppings. :)</p>http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/9182671536http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/9182671536Sat, 20 Aug 2011 19:06:18 -0400<p>Well, I’d say my earliest <em>human</em> memory, rather than my earliest <em>turtle</em> memory, is when I killed a baby moose and ate only the contents of it’s stomach. I donated the rest of it to charity.</p>http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/9175560770http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/9175560770Sat, 20 Aug 2011 15:48:14 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nGdFHJXciAQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Strange video, but I love this song.</p>http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/8146357721http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/8146357721Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:04:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0jukXlcD1r0bu7so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me. The internets confuse me.</p>http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/8145048709http://megalosaurus13.tumblr.com/post/8145048709Wed, 27 Jul 2011 18:30:20 -0400